2. Your mamas so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pound's of crap.
3. Your mama is soo poor that she cant pay attention.
4. Your mama is so stupid that when i told her to catch some sleep she stayed up all night catching sleep.
5. Your mama is so old that when i told her to act her age she died.
6. Your mama is so short that she flew to Africa in a Doritos.
7. Your mama is so fat her belly button made it to your house before you did.
8. Your mama is so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside she took a bowl.
9. Your mama is so fat that every time she turned around it was her birthday.
10. Your mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa into stone.
11. Your mama is so old that she babysited jesus. (some1 comented this)
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